Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My liver just had a heart attack.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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