Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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