Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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