im about as happy as oj after his trial
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Green mimosas i think yes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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