That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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