Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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