why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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