just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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