I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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