You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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