i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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