Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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