Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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