i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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