You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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