i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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