do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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