Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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