you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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