Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Randomize
