Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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