It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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