3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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