Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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