Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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