butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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