whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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