I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize