Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
