butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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