Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently you make a good broom.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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