He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just google imaged poop.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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