i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I think people are normalizing furries
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
