well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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