we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize
