therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
worst night to have a conscience
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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