I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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