So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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