so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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