i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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