what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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