Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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