You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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