Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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