If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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