Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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