come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
