We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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