Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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