Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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