We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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