its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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